I kind of always think my work is unfilmable, and when I meet people who are interested in filming it, I'm always stunned.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

And sometimes we die to prove that we lived.

All selling should spring from service

Justin Salinger showed up one day with a pink cowboy hat on and everyone else got really annoyed because somehow he'd managed to get the pink cowboy hat.

I don’t mind losing as long as I see improvement or I feel I’ve done as well as I possibly could.

Pumpkin pie is a living symbol of mediocrity. The best pumpkin pie you ever ate wasn't all that much different from the worst pumpkin pie you ever ate.

I spent so much of my younger life drinking, and being drunk makes learning to be a grown-up kind of hard.

I'm not saying that everything is survivable. Just that everything except the last thing is.

Everyone has to call 'time' at some stage.

The God of Love lives in a state of need.

The great basis of the Christian faith is compassion; do not dismiss that from your hearts, neither will your Maker.