I kind of thought, wouldn't it be funny to take a swing at being on the weird side of mainstream?

The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.

Ill book a ticket on some garbage airline. I dont wanna name an actual airline so lets make one up, lets just call it like Delta Airlines

I was always the squarest person in the cool room, and alternatively, sometimes the weirder person at the mainstream table.

Why do people shush animals? Theyve never spoken

I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting.

I'm a very lucky person. I'm an idiot, and I've shoveled through life rather nicely so far, so I don't feel like I deserve good treatment.

If you’re comparing the badness of two words and you won’t even say one of them [the n-word], that’s the worse word.

All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it.

I plan to join the 'SNL' band as a maraca player and stand behind saxophonist Lenny Pickett. That way they will at least cut to me before commercial breaks. I'll be sure to look right into camera.

I like when things are crazy. Something good comes out of exhaustion.

The Bible is not my book nor Christianity my profession. I could never give assent to the long, complicated statements of Christian dogma.

You can’t imagine just how much believing in negative thoughts is affecting your life…until you stop.

Opening a family-style restaurant with comfort food like mac 'n' cheese, ribs and burgers has always been my dream.

Listenin to nothin, takin no suggestions, All destructive criticisms that can't improve on perfection.

I get paid to hurt other people, how good is that?

A political prisoner is someone who is out fighting for his or her people's rights and freedom and is imprisoned for that alone.

Everybody in our family studied a musical instrument. My father was really big on that. Somehow I only took a year or two of piano lessons and I convinced my father to let me take dancing lessons.

Grab the good people around you. Don't let them go.

I don't think [Mitt] Romney can sit there and wait to win because perhaps people are disappointed with President [Barack] Obama.

I don't particularly consider myself just an artist. I'm a woman - I'm a human being.