I knew I would lose my job when I accidentally set fire to my best friend’s house.

I am always a perfect gentleman. If you ever want me to not be a perfect gentlemen, you’ll have to ask and not be crying when you do.

You are never to drive like that, ” I told them. “Even if you are ever wealthy enough to own a Jaguar.

How would we get corporate sponsorship if we were just a bunch of thugs?

I love the man, ” Megan said as she took a seat, “but honestly he needs to learn when not to agree with me.

It was a sign of how worried and confused I was that I wasn’t completely distracted by the sight of his powerful thighs flexed in front of me.

Jinx, I know you just lost your grandfather, but you straighten out your tone right now or I will smack you one!

Ah, that’s just sean nós singing and dancing. Something to do around the pub of an evening.

No, really, ” she said. “We get it. Sometimes the guy just makes you crazy, even if you do love him.

You could have agreed to disagree, ” Megan argued. “Then you could kiss and make up. That could be fun.

A country road, a gravel road, is a sign of civilization, sure, but it’s just a farm, an easy conquest. Iron means a stronghold, people who can defend what’s theirs.

If your best friend truly is the person who knows you completely and loves you anyway, wouldn't that be your mother?

You can’t dream, if you don’t sleep.

A boat without port is free only until the storm breaks out!

The university is our culture's assertion that what is made by the mind has value and can convey values.

Avoid all controversy in preaching, talking, or writing; preach nothing down but the devil, and nothing up but Jesus Christ.

So sinks the day-star in the ocean bed, And yet anon repairs his drooping head, And tricks his beams, and with new-spangled ore Flames in the forehead of the morning sky.

Autumn is no time to lie alone

If America had been discovered as many times as I have, no one would remember Columbus.

Love not Pleasure; love God.

Why do they always put mud into coffee on board steamers? Why does the tea generally taste of boiled boots?