I knew dating the son of Satan would turn out badly

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

Excellence is a habit acquired by continuous improvement on the little things you do with a firm belief that it's going to be better than before!

Every story I create, creates me. I write to create myself.

At one point my dad called me and said, 'You have always been a great salesman. I think it's time you come home and sell swimming pools.'

There is no man living that can not do more than he thinks he can.

If you are convinced of a matter, you must take sides or you don't deserve to succeed.

I am opposed to looking upon logic as a kind of game. ... One might think that it is a matter of choice or convention which logic one adopts. I disagree with this view.

I want people to enjoy the fruits of their labors.

You have brought hope to those who have none

Seven hours to law, to soothing slumber seven, Ten to the world allot, and all to heaven.

We were over-whelming underdogs.