I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would say, Oh, you're just sober because you're on probation.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

Once you understand life--you understand life's potential.

You can't lock yourself up and make yourself completely safe. You can't. It's not possible.

The little honesty that exists among authors is discernible in the unconscionable way they misquote from the writings of others.

There is no more important struggle for American democracy than ensuring a diverse, independent and free media. Free Press is at the heart of that struggle.

I don't run a woman government. I run a government of people.

I am rather tired, and no longer young enough to pillage the night to make up for the deficit of hours in the day..." JRR Tolkien, Letter # 174

The choices we make within the boundaries of the twists of fate determines who we are

Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

I gave myself two months to book a job. One month later I was cast on 'Modern Family.'