I knew it was time to get off of reality TV when someone asked me if I sang as well as acted.

I don't want you to play me a riff that's going to impress Joe Satriani; give me a riff that makes a kid want to go out and buy a guitar and learn to play.

Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

Maybe it's not too late to learn how to love and forget how to hate.

Sometimes I'm scared of being Ozzy Osbourne. But it could have been worse. I could have been Sting.

If you can laugh at your mistakes, it's a good thing.

My son Jack just got out of rehab, he's 17 years old and he got hooked on Oxycontin and I'm just a little pissed off that he never gave me a few.

Hating people isn’t a productive way of living. So what’s the point in hating anyone? There’s enough hate in the world as it is, without me adding to it.

When you’re in love, it’s not just about the messing around in the sack, it’s about how empty you feel when they’re gone.

You've got to believe in yourself, or no one will believe in you. Imagination is like a bird on the wing, flying free for you to use.

The Richest person is not the Happiest person, the Happiest person is the Richest person.

The way religion makes thousands believe is itself a miracle.

I would like to have nothing to do with you for hours on end and then come back and find you, come back with things I’ve thought and found all on my own— on my own, not through you.

The purely agitational attitude is not good enough for a detailed consideration of a subject.

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically.

Civill Wars of France made a million of Atheists, and 30000 Witches.

As in many countries precious metals belong to the crown, so here more precious natural objects of rare beauty should belong to the public.

I had a choice to be lazy or lean - if I hadn't changed, thing probably would catch up with me.

I must create the world in order to breathe in the world; I don't exist unless I create.

I still have great faith in democracy. I have great belief in the power of community.