I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

Your brand is what your customers andpotential customers think about you

One can go back toward safety or forward toward growth.

A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.

Pray, for what do we move ever but to get rid of our furniture, our exuviæ; at last to go from this world to another newly furnished, and leave this to be burned?

Love is a light that shines from heart to heart.

This, in the end, might be the greatest social good of poetry: to get us to live differently, with a different sort of thinking and concentration, even if it's just for a few moments.

I don't have a plan for a story when I sit down to write. I would get quite bored carrying it out.

I was singing about six notes higher than I had to, in a range that kept me up in a bubblegum sound.

While learning the language in France a young man's morals, health and fortune are more irresistibly endangered than in any country of the universe.

What we all tend to complain about most in other people are those things we don't like about ourselves.