I know, I'm an idiot!" Leo moaned. "A brilliant idiot, but still an idiot.

It was almost enough to make me turn vegetarian, except for the pesky fact that I loved cheeseburgers.

hermes has threatened me with slow mail. lousy Internet service and a horrible stock market if i publish this story. I hope he is just bluffing.

I had a fair idea how it felt to get spanked with a large flat surface, and my rump clenched in sympathy.

Laughter is the hand of God on the shoulder of a troubled world.

When you give appreciation IN ORDER TO get something– it's manipulation and people can sense it. Appreciate genuinely.

I went to medical school because I wanted to ask the big questions. Do we have a soul? Does God exist? What happens after death?

If I wasn't an actress I'd want to be a writer or else find a job where I got to read books and watch movies all day, everyday, for the rest of my life.

I certainly have a lot to lament, as do we all, everybody has their griefs. But the griefs we can fix, shouldn't we go around fixing them?

You are a soul that is temporarily utilizing your body.

I don't know if I was funny as a child, though I always thought my parents really enjoyed listening to me sing.

It looks like a miniature hippopotamus with badly-fitting panty hose all over.

If we make mistakes, as we all do - don't run from God, run to Him.

I hate that man Obama more than any man I've ever met, more than any man who ever lived.