I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.

We call ourselves a free nation, and yet we let ourselves be told what cabs we can and can't take by a man at a hotel door, simply because he has a drum major's uniform on.

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it.

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

There is no such place as Budapest. Perhaps you are thinking of Bucharest, and there is no such place as Bucharest, either.

I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I do not think that they will sing to me.

In my father's house are many mansions.

Such as we are made of such we be.

The knowledge of languages was very useful. I have a university degree in foreign languages and literature.

Emo: e-mo 1. A much-maligned, mocked, and misunderstood term for melodic, expressive, and confessional punk rock.

I don't capture moments, I capture ideas.

I want to teach men the sense of their existence, which is the Superman, the lightning out of the dark cloud man.

Anytime you get to join a group of people you admire and respect, you want to keep those doors open.

Success serves men as a pedestal. It makes them seem greater when not measured by reflection.

Good telling of human stories is the best way to keep the Internet and World Wide Web from becoming a waste vastland.