I know I'm never as good or bad as one single performance. I've never believed in my critics or my worshippers, and I've always been able to leave the game at the arena.

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

The older I get, the faster I was.

I don't know anything about Angola, but Angola's in trouble.

I don't care what people think. people are stupid.

We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.

I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball.

Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they're still poor.

They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.

There's only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don't have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn't take your life that serious.

I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.

Those who say traveling is expensive, are just ill-informed.

Call it devilish or divine, but once a man lets a thought become prevalent, it turns into reality.

I guess I lost my way, there were so many roads. I was living to run, and running to live, never worried about paying or even how much I owed.

Public opinion is the judgment of the incapable many opposed to that of the discerning few.

Waking up in TRUTH is so much better than living in a lie.

I only envy as basic old sexual jealousy.

It's weird not to be weird.

Some days, a killing spree seems like a good idea.

Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf.

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him.