I know a doctor who can give you a shot and you'll get over that cold you've got and get better in a day.

I was in the right place at the right time.

And that one is gone. A home run for Mickey Mantle! How do you like that?

In 1961, when Maris broke Babe Ruth's record, he wasn't intentionally walked once. Mickey batted after Roger, and nobody was going to put a man on base with Mantle coming up to the plate.

Ladies and gentlemen, the great number seven, Mickey Mantle.

In football everything is complicated by the presence of the opposite team.

I stood on the outside of disaster, looking in.

God tells us to burden him with whatever burdens us.

How lacking in intuition men could be in persuading themselves that mending some stranger's socks, and attending to his comfort, could content a woman.

And this is the only sound you should fear, man these kids wear crowns over here and everything is alright

If you look at where presidents come from, they're former governors or senators.

Religion struck me so vague a thing at best, that I could perceive no advantage of any one system over any other.

Happiness is a decision I must make.

Can't all beasts be tamed?

As soon as you take responsibility for your life, you can change the world.