I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.

I don’t drink anymore - just the same amount.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.

You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.

They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

Having just enough life to enjoy being dead.

There is a certain delightful sort of hope which the introvert can receive only by having company over...the hope that they will leave soon.

When it comes to happiness, there is a choice to be made, let go of negativity, do not let your light fade.

If you ever meet the man who could take advantage of Isabelle, you’ll have to let me know. I’d like to shake his hand. Or run away from him very fast, I’m not sure which.

If you are wrong, admit it quickly and emphatically.

Love makes me feel vulnerable.

I'm totally comfortable today with the success that Omar and 'The Wire' have brought me - living with that character, being recognized and remembered for that character.

In most of history, societies have not been free. It's a very rare society that is free. The default condition of human societies is tyranny.

Our challenges make us unique, and how we deal with them makes us unique.

All spiritual practices are illusions created by illusionists to escape illusion.