I know a lot of sad people who aren't comedians.

Time is a precious thing. Never waste it.

As they say in Corsica... Goodbye!

Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple

I never used to believe in fate. I used to think you make your own life and then you call it fate. That's why I call it irony.

So shines a good deed... in a weary world.

If you're not gonna tell the truth, then why start talking?

For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius!

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.This was said by gene wilder ... what does it mean ?

The suspense is terrible. I hope it'll last.

On stage or in the movies I could do whatever I wanted to. I was free.

Your daily habit is one of the most important predictors of the quality of your life.

Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's real rebellion.

Our society seems to say that a real man needs and wants nobody.

Nights were so real that days began to seem dreamlike to him

Thieves for their robbery have authority When judges steal themselves.

Reflectors need to be placed on trees every 50 feet so people can hike at night with flashlights.

There's no right or wrong in the study of enlightenment. There's only experience.

The outgrowth of conservation, the inevitable result, is national efficiency

I am the victim of a fortunate series of accidents.

Mine. You're mine, Sin. No one else will ever touch you, do you understand? You belong to me. You'll bond with me. ~Con