I know a member of one of New York's first families (first as you drive up Tenth Avenue)

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Your calling is buried in your background on earth

Sometimes I've had to put myself on a diet.

What reminds you in your environment about saving? Nothing.

A clever man should handle his interests so that each will fall in suitable order of their value.

I'd call it a new version of voodoo economics, but I'm afraid that would give witch doctors a bad name.

If the Christian does not know when God is speaking, he is in trouble at the heart of his Christian life!

Azhar Usman is a true original and will laugh the hate right out of you.

Non-co-operation intended to pave the way to real honourable and voluntary co-operation based on mutual respect and trust.

I believe very firmly in the principle of free agency - people making their own decisions and doing what they think is right.