I know all those people. I have friendly, social, and criminal relations with the whole lot of them.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

The writer identifies the thought behind every written word.

The dead pull the living down.

I'm very tall, so I like a guy who's bigger than me - it makes me feel feminine and safe. I don't like to be hovering over a guy or feel like a linebacker.

Writing novels preserves you in a state of innocence - a lot passes you by - simply because your attention is otherwise diverted.

If men think that a ruler is religious and has a reverence for the Gods, they are less afraid of suffering injustice at his hands.

The U.S. victory in Gulf War was a stirring victory for the forces of aggression.

I'm so tired of missing things I don't have.

With a brush you have control. The paint goes on the brush and you make the mark. From experience you know exactly what will happen. With the squeegee you lose control.

Five sets is a kind of lottery. Anything can happen.

What goes on inside the school is an interruption of education.