I know enough football to know that's funny!

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered.

Apart from photography and music videos, I also do graphic design.

Being a father, being a friend, those are the things that make me feel successful.

As a pop star, you don't have to be that smart for people to think you're intelligent.

I'm going to make America safe. We're going to have borders in our country, which we don't have now. People are pouring into our country, and they're coming in from the Middle East and other places.

To paint is to love again, and to love is to live life to the fullest.

It's always wonderful when something altogether wrong ends right, without the help of either religion or the police.

Those who deny the existence of a supreme being have been turned into second-class citizens by a government that continuously sends messages that 'real Americans' believe in God.

I was a boy, suddenly treated like the men and expected to act like them.

My work has always been the product of my time.