I know everything because I know nothing.

Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

Don’t do your best, do my best.

I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

Don't dig up in doubt what you planted in faith.

You were a kidnapping waiting to happen - you're lucky it was me.""Luckiest day of my life.

Dishonesty is like a boomerang. Just when you think all is well, it hits you in the back of your head.

I was honored to spend time with the President on an issue that is clearly important to him. I was also impressed by his wide receiver skills.

I like a state of continual becoming, with a goal in front and not behind.

To love life is to love God. Harder and more blessed than all else is to love this life in one's sufferings, in undeserved sufferings.

When I look back I can't believe I was so stupid as to direct Dealer's Choice.

If we want to find God, we have to look within, into the realm of deep mind-a realm that science has yet to explore.

The separation of powers is about legislative powers. It isn't about discussion or words.

The root of fear is the feeling of not being what you are.