I know how to win. I have been winning. I do win. Even in sports.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Mothering Oxymoron: Reminding the kids to not talk with food in their mouths, yet I have food in my mouth while trying to correct them in the moment.

The girl was alluring. Like wildfire, or a summer storm swept off the Gulf of Oro.

I think human beings make life beautiful. There's a lot of beauty in everything. I think what makes life beautiful is the ability to acknowledge that.

I don't just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they're naughty.

Leave the rest to the gods.

The important thing is not to know more than all men, but to know more at each moment than any particular man.

The world calls them its singers and poets and artists and storytellers; but they are just people who have never forgotten the way to fairyland.

Part of Christian belief is to find out what's true about Jesus and let that challenge our culture.

With the true artist, the social formula that he recommends is a matter of secondary importance; the source of his art, its animating spirit, is decisive.

The most miserable prison in the world is the prison we make for ourselves when we refuse to show mercy.