I know it's corny - but I love 'Jingle Bells!'

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.

I used to have a lot of superstitions, and then I realized that it was kind of hogwash. Once I let go of them, I relaxed a lot.

Mathematics to me is like a language I don’t speak though I admire its literature in translation.

The irresponsible rhetoric of Barack Obama, who has used the pulpit of the presidency to divide us by race and color, has made America a more dangerous environment than frankly I have ever seen.

Love is the problem of an animal who must find life, create a dialogue with nature in order to experience his own being.

At its most fundamental, information is a binary choice. In other words, a single bit of information is one yes-or-no choice.

Lonely people, in talking to each other can make each other lonelier.

That's how most men connect - in bed. The physical connection is important because it reinforces the emotional one.

No man should be angry with what is true.

Stop it, Mom, you're making me blush.