I know it's crazy to believe in silly things, but it's not that easy

Seeing as this is probably my last hurrah, I don't suppose I could get you two bleeding hearts to massacre a village with me? For old time's sake. - Jackal

the way it always did.

Some promises are better left unsaid

I [give] maybe the long-winded speeches that not everybody reads, but I can also do a slow jam on Jimmy Fallon better than most.

We live in America,' he said. 'Everyone who speaks English understands you. How they interpret you is something else.

Evaluating the benefits and drawbacks of any relaitonship is your responsibility. You do not have to passively accept what is brought to you. You can choose.

I often take a brand-new suit or hat and throw it up against the wall a few times to get that stiff, square newness out of it.

There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.

No matter what heights you achieve, even if you're Brad Pitt, the slide is coming, sure as death and taxes.

We read the world wrong and say that it deceives us.