I know it's going to sound cheesy, but I love show business. I love doing comedy, I love that I get to do all this with my friends.

It's not that weird, but when I was in Peru, I ate a guinea pig. If you're going to eat guinea pig, you call it cuy. Cute word for such a cute little animal that I ate a few times.

Oftentimes the shows that don't work help you get it right.

Contrary to widespread belief, I do know something about science.

I like an otter. I like a sea lion. I like a walrus. That's my favorite version of a sea creature.

I'm sure there are people who say like, "I was wearing weird emo eyeliner," but there's something pretty embarrassing about the jazz phase.

I have what I guess is medically known as a farting problem.

Whether it's corporate investigations or comedy, there are certain inherent truths to trying to get what you want while trying to be a decent person doing it.

I was, like, a history major, and I minored in art and Spanish, but I found myself gravitating toward media studies as time went on.

Sometimes shows suffer from having many cooks in the kitchen.

I would be psyched to get a phone call from Al Sharpton. I need to find out who does his hair. It's beautiful. It's a gorgeous mane.

When emerging from humble beginnings, those around you tend to underestimate your authenticity because they knew you before you were 'somebody'.

Do you know where your breakthrough begins? Your breakthrough begins where your excuses ends.

Where young boys plan for what they will achieve and attain, young girls plan for whom they will achieve and attain.

Misfortune seldom intrudes upon the wise man; his greatest and highest interests are directed by reason throughout the course of life.

A cat may looke on a King.

You know, my childhood was pretty colorful; I like to use the word turbulent.

You may not have known the reason at the time, and that is what heaven is for. For understanding your life on earth.

Link Wray... He was the beginning of Grunge, way before anybody you know.

They call me Tater Salad

The great thing about hockey players is that they are able to separate the on-ice from the off-ice and not let the latter distract them.