I know it's very 'old media' of me to admit this, but I am often unnerved by the lack of civility on the Web.

For maximum impact, listen more and speak less.

On the Web no subject is sacrosanct. No one, from icon to unknown, is off-limits.

A relationship is more likely to succeed if positive attributes are confidently set in place and adhered to.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Being able to do what you wish is the best thing in the world!

Our technological powers increase, but the side effects and potential hazards also escalate.

the intimate revelations of young men, or at least the terms in which they express them, are usually plagiaristic and marred by obvious suppressions.

I think if you need to use a gun you're doing a lousy job as a detective.

Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you're heading for a crash. What I'm against is blind flying.

I seek the truth...it is only persistence in self-delusion and ignorance that does harm.

I'm not stupid, stupid. Leave this whole thing in my extremely capable and well-manicured hands. I'll call you later with an update. Bye!

We used to fuss when the landlord dissed us No heat. Wonder why Christmas missed us Birthdays was the worst days Now we sip champagne when we thirst-ay.