I know, logically, about the fact that there are fans of my work in America, but it's hard for that feeling to sink in.

The Highlander was a documentary, and events happened in real time.

I love being a part of Aqua Teen.

I graduated from the University of Whatever.

I know a lot about Jewish comedians.

My primary interest has always been about exploring the human psyche and humanity.

The only rule is there's only one rule: no rules.

There's two kinds of women--those you write poems about and those you don't.

The simplest strategy for bouts of noxious flatus is to not care. Or perhaps to take advantage of a gastroenterologist I know: get a dog. (To blame.)

To think freely--you and only you can liberate yourself from the conformity of your society.

Ending a problem is not a solution for that Problem.

Friendship often ends in love, but love in friendship - never.

When I was a kid, being outside was the norm. Rain or shine, our parents would tell us to get out of the house.

Written kisses never arrive at their destination; the ghosts drink them up along the way.

Mother love is invariably held sacred, as it should be, but why has father love never had its due?

The race of the guardians must be kept pure.

The system of idolatry, invented by modern christianity, far surpasses in absurdity anything that we have ever heard of