I know my face is turning red. I don't want you to interpret it as being embarrassed. It's rage. The color of my face is rage.

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

Women are mere “beauties” in men’s culture so that culture can be kept male. When women in culture show character, they are not desirable, as opposed to the desirable, artless ingenue.

Move it or lose it, lose it and you'll learn from it, but never give up.

Research is to see what everybody else has seen, and to think what nobody else has thought.

As we commemorate his birth each year in our holiday celebrations, we should remember that our joy in his first coming should prefigure the even greater joy we will feel at his Second Coming.

Never, never waste a minute on regret. It's a waste of time.

Any time you choose not to hide your tattoo, you're limiting your social sphere, because they're not popular in big business.

It is easier to enrich ourselves with a thousand virtues, than to correct ourselves of a single fault.

The truth is the thing I invented so I could live.

You have to be entrepreneurial and use your name.

I see that I am to wait for what will be exhibited by death.