I know my mother would be overwhelmed by the continued outpouring of kindness and I want to thank everyone for keeping us in their prayers.

My mother has been moved out of intensive care and into a private room where she is being kept comfortable. Thank you for your continued support.

I want to thank everyone for the overwhelming love and support for my mother. She is resting comfortably and is with our family. We ask that you continue to keep her in your thoughts and prayers.

My mother's greatest joy in life was to make people laugh. Although that is difficult to do right now, I know her final wish would be that we return to laughing soon.

The best advice my mom has ever given me is to never give up. She believes when one door shuts, another door opens. Always, always move forward.

Oh God, friend breakups are the worst. The worst! And I've been through it. Basically, if you're over the age of 5, you've been through friend breakups.

How about having a properly equipped crash cart?

I think anyone who has a job in the entertainment industry that is ongoing and then decides they get bored and doesn't want to do it anymore is foolish!

My mother's greatest joy in life was to make people laugh.

I love seeing what people wear out to dinner in different cities. I know how differently I dress in New York than I do in Los Angeles.

Parenting a pre-teen is quite something.

Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited.

Nice work, " he said.I grinned."You look like hell, though, " he noted."I doubt hell has this much Kool-Aid, " I replied.

...the future of the world lies with the yellow man and the brown man now that our erstwhile master, the white-skinned man, has wasted himself through buggery, cell phone usage, and drug abuse

... No one is less happy than I am with the performance of Microsoft stock! I've lost tens of billions of dollars this year - if you check, you'll see that's more than most people make in a lifetime!

I knew when my career was over. In 1965 my baseball card came out with no picture.

A person who can, within a year, solve x2 - 92y2 = 1 is a mathematician.

Women's clutches are too small. I open my purse, and with some hydraulic force, a tampon shoots 12 feet into the air.

He who hesitates is poor.

I was always in trouble from an early age. I had a fraught relationship with my parents, who were very traditional. Doing plays at school was a joyous release.

Sometimes I find the best way of getting from one place to another is simply to erase everything and begin again.