I know of very few people who are dreaming of a world for their grandchildren.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.

There is a tragic flaw in our precious constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.

I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center.

He didn't look like a soldier at all. He looked like a filthy flamingo.

Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae.

Perhaps I am the turtle, able to live simply anywhere, even underwater for short periods, with my home on my back.

About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm.

We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.

Enjoy your body, use it every way you can. Don’t be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own.

The knives of betrayal and drama cut deep and hurt… but they also trim away the nonsense and reveal your true friends.

Energy even like the Biblical grain of mustard-seed will move mountains.

Bad attitudes will ruin your team.

(The) chain of command has failed over the years, obviously, for a lot of reasons.

I've been in The Who, I've been in The Beatles and I've been in Pink Floyd! Top that!

The trial lawyer does what Socrates was executed for: making the worse argument appear the stronger.

Good writers are often excellent at a hundred other things, but writing promises a greater latitude for the ego.

But, then, Sampras won Wimbledon six times and that automatically puts him among the greatest

No man sees far, most see no farther than their noses.

You're not what you eat; you're what you believe about what you eat.