I know that an author must be brave enough to chop away clinging tentacles of good taste for the sake of a great work. But this is no great work, you see.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

You are blessed, You are great. You are not alone. You are powerful.

The biggest lie women tell themselves about men: When I get what I want, I will be happy.

Do a bit research before you plan.

There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.

It's hard to take your life so seriously when you can see it all at once.

Let's just say, the American school of suburban angst is not my cup of tea.

In war is it who's right, or who's left?

As long as we focus on the outside, there will always be that empty, hungry, lost place inside that needs to be filled.

I feel better. I feel hornier. I feel more womanly and more accomplished and prouder. [after having her daughter]