I know that at one time, the Arctic was the tropics. And I guess I wonder what caused that? Was it dinosaur farts? I don’t know.

[On what bugged him] A fine city with too many socialists and mosquitoes. At least you can spray the mosquitoes.

This is about unenforceable registration of weapons that violates the rights of people to own firearms.

Albertans have always worn their passions on their sleeves.

I've been to Vulcan where I've been vulcanized, Carbon where you get carbonated and Standard where you get standardized. Ernie Isley's invited me to Castor … and I'm not looking forward to it.

I can take care of a house, and some people I meet, I think, 'You don't even know how to make a bed.

I've been in movies with Meryl Streep, Jack Nicholson - but I was on 'The Simpsons,' and finally, in the eyes of my children, I was a star.

If people like to see me with my shirt off, it's enormously flattering. But that doesn't mean I'm going to take my shirt off all the time.

Who gives is positive; who receives is negative; still there remains an immense class of mere passives.

It doesn't matter what I think I am, it matters what I do.

There's that popular misconception of man as something between a brute and an angel. Actually man is in transit between brute and God.

By the artificial separation of soul and body men have invented a Realism that is vulgar and an Idealism that is void.

If you don't decide what your life is about, it defaults to what you spend your days doing.

Any great teacher is a great student.

A palindrome is a word or pattern that instead of developing in different directions it folds in on itself so that the beginning and end mirror each other, that they are the same.