I know that if I wasn't scared, something's wrong, because the thrill is what's scary.

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.

I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enough to think.

A lie is profanity. A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth.

Two things people throughout history have had in common are hatred and humour. I am proud that I have been able to use humour to lessen people's hatred.

I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

Booty is just a ghetto expression, and I'm just a booty star.

All humor is rooted in pain.

I had some great things and I had some bad things. The best and the worst . . . In other words, I had a life.

If I thought about it, I could be bitter, but I don't feel like being bitter. Being bitter makes you immobile, and there's too much that I still want to do.

One would go mad if one took the Bible seriously but to take it seriously one must be already mad.

Creativity is one of the highest transmissions of love.

You will accomplish more by kind words and a courteous manner than by anger or sharp rebuke which should never be used except in necessity.

Money is an echo of value. It's the thunder to Value's Lightning.

I think that the photos that we like were made when the photographer knew how to disappear. If there were a secret, certainly that would be it.

On the earth, even in the darkest night, the light never wholly abandons his rule. It is diffused and subtle, but little as may remain, the retina of the eye is sensible of it.

It depends on education--that holder of the keys which the Almighty hath put into our hands--to open the gates which lead to virtue or to vice, to happiness or misery.

Before, I used to ask permission to my parents to leave the house. Now it's - I ask permission to my children to leave the house. They own the house.

To eat steak rare . . . represents both a nature and a morality.

I always aspire to just be really nice to people. To be kind.