I know that's not the right accent, but I can't do the right accent. It's either the wrong accent or another Octomom joke.

I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!

I used to psych myself up before the show and now I do the complete opposite: I psych myself down. It's 12:30 at night, you don't want some guy yelling at you. You want some guy just talking to you.

From 1934 to 1963, the biggest criminals in America ended up on Alcatraz. Nowadays they end up on Wall Street.

I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.

A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going to do anything. I'm going as Congress.

This story is true. Of course, there are many lies therein and most of it did not happen, but it's all true. In that sense it is deeply religious, perhaps even biblical.

There's something spiritual in hard work. Spirituality isn't all aromatherapy and scented candles.

There's something I believe wholeheartedly: Cynicism is the true refuge of the pseudo-intellectual, .. Cynicism is easy. Joy is an extremely advanced spiritual and intellectual tenet.

HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.

I didn't say no because between safety and adventure I choose adventure.

We need to develop new strategies to overcome every challenge. And by faith we can graciously triumph.

He was going to punish me now. He couldn't beat me up with his old man fists, but he could hurt me with his old man words.

"Knowledge will bring you the opportunity to make a difference"

If I'm working, I'm not D.J.'ing. And if I'm not working, I'm D.J.'ing all the time.

If swans weren't real myths'd make up.

I've trained myself to fight an army, so one guy will not defeat me.

The future holds little hope for any government where the present holds no hope for the people.

I've been hiding from God, and I'm appalled to find how easy it is.

The more we grow in Love, Virtue and Holiness, the more we see Love, Virtue and Holiness outside.

Even as regards Earth we are more committed to history than to geography, more committed to time than to space. History is endless. Place is limited.