...I know the only thing people these days are exact about are them things others shouldn't be doing.

Some disappointments honor those who inspire them

Like putting a name to my problems would solve anything

Maximum Rocknroll didn't have a map section. How was I supposed to know that Berkeley was not a neighborhood of San Francisco?

I really wasn't too interested in writing "Father Knows Best" and "Ozzie And Harriet." I thought they were pleasant enough, but it wasn't really what I wanted to do.

The ignorant person is totally blind he does not appreciate the value of the jewel

I've been working on something, just some jazz, relaxed stuff. It will be standard, just piano and voice. It started out as a fun project for me though, I'm still not sure about releasing it.

Boston has carried the practice of hypocrisy to the n-th degree of refinement, grace, and failure.

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.

I treat golf as a sport. I let other people treat it like a hobby.

I wish I believed I'd see my parents again, see my wife again. But I know it's not going to happen.