I know the struggles that are ahead in my life and I know the struggles that are ahead in your life. It's not going to be pretty.

You know, we all have our inner demons. I, for one - I can't speak for you, but I'm on the verge of moral collapse at any time. It can happen by the end of the show.

What we don't have a right to is healthcare, housing, or handouts. We don't have those rights.

Girl, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself!

Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative.

Sometimes the hardest part of the journey is believing you're worthy of the trip.

The shadows are only the darkest when the light is at its brightest.

The moment you stop worrying about success is when success will happen.

Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.

If you have a priest that is pushing social justice, go find another parish. Go alert your bishop.

All men are created equal. It is what you do from there that makes the difference. We are all free agents in life. We make our own decisions. We control our own destiny.

I prefer the skylineof a shelf of books.

Opportunity is not a rock, it is a bird! You either catch it or you miss it!

The Internet knows no national borders.

I come from a musical kind of family.

Numbersign questionmark you" and "Asterisk exclamation point the world.

I don't have many superstitions, just dumb things I don't talk about. I will not sign an autograph with a green pen.

If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill came always together, who would escape hanging?

I am not an autobiographical writer. I'll take little elements here and there from things that I've actually experienced-counting eyelashes on a sleeping beauty, for example.

The dictionary contains no metaphors.

Spare me the people who ask, 'Have you thought about ... losing weight, hiring an assistant, buying a Pentium, working with an etiquette specialist, coloring your hair?