I know they don't recommend Ibuprofen during pregnancy, but you needed something fast for the hangovers.

A Muslim allowed a topless Jew to sit on his camel. And we say we can't live side by side? I say we try and we can and we will. And you don't even have to be topless. L'chaim.

We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception.

Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another person.

Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself.

I can't be skinny all the time. I like to drink and I like to eat. I like burgers and bagels.

I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.

I'm very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter.

You do not OWN a dog. You HAVE a dog. And the dog HAS YOU

There are no warning signs on the trampoline. The warning is the trampoline.

I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

She had the hard, half-apathetic expression of one who deems anything possible at the hands of time and chance, except perhaps fair play

Revolution does not begin with a group. It begins from the heart.

Referring to an event in an untold story is a powerful technique rarely used.

All activity in the brain is driven by other activity in the brain, in a vastly complex, interconnected network.

If you have written something that the film people want, like a book, it does give you a way in.

You have a 45mm automatic pistol on your lap, and I have a 35mm camera on my lap, and my weapon is just as powerful as yours. (To Black Panther militant Eldridge Cleaver)

Your goals are constantly revised according to circumstance, but your purpose, your real reason for being, that supercedes everything.

The sky is falling, the wind is calling Stand for something, or die in the morning

Newborn screening is a public health intervention that involves a simple blood test used to identify many life-threatening genetic illnesses before any symptoms begin.

The time we spend in having our daily audience with God is the most precious part of the whole day.