I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

My soul is not contained within the limits of my body; my body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul.

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer.

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.

Flowers don't worry about how they're going to bloom. They just open up & turn toward the light & that makes them beautiful.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

Everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart, and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart.

You can fail at what you don’t want, so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love.

Too many kings can ruin an army

However bad life may seem, where there is life, there is hope.

Faith has answers that the ears can't always hear.

The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap

The passage of time is likely to make high-speed rail more and more desirable, making it critical that politicians of today think ahead to tomorrow.

The heart of France lies between Brussels and Paris.

A thank-you can be just as meaningful as a soulful ten-page message.

Don't ask me for promises until I know what I am promising.

Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

The secret of life is not enjoyment but education through experience.