I know what you're going to say! 'They are men, and men should be free.' A free man is dangerous to himself and everyone else. Freedom should be left to those who can put it to good use.

Once a profound truth has been seen, it cannot be 'unseen'. There's no 'going back' to the person you were. Even if such a possibility did exist... why would you want to?

Everyone is normal until you get to know them.

As soon as you go into merchandising, everyone nods sagely and says, 'Ah, now we know why you are doing it.

Falling in love makes smoking pot all day look like the ultimate in restraint.

In my experience women are like cats. When you don't want them you can't get rid of them and when you do want them it's like trying to pick up lint with a magnet.

Because my work discusses feminism and disapproves of feminism, it is important from the leftist standpoint to destroy Dave Sim as an individual and to ignore his work.

There is nothing wrong with making mistakes, but one should always make new ones. Repeating mistakes is a hallmark of dim consciousness.

Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon.

You can measure a man's worth by the breed of person he throws out of his office.

God grinds the axes he intends to use.

Of Course you can attract someone by Beautiful body, but if you don't have beautiful soul than they will be with you only until they enjoy your body in Bed

Each night I lie and dream about the oneWho kissed me and awakened my desireI spent a single hour with him aloneAnd since that hour, my days are layed with fire.

Hard work is much more important than talent

The trouble with you and me, is that we don't live in the real world. We dream of fantastic things that may never happen.

If your business is not a brand, it's a commodity.

There are three ways to spoil a public man: women, gambling, and listening to experts. The first is the pleasantest, the second is the fastest, but the third is the most certain.

Massachusetts women as a rule adhere too strongly to old-time conventions.

Most of the films that I've written, made in my life, I've written. Not all, but most I would say.

She was so fat that her bathtub has stretch marks.

I was raised to stand up for myself, if I feel I'm in the right. Maybe it would have been best if I'd just gone home with my swollen cheek.