I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steriods!

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

Laughter is an instant vacation.

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.

Laughter is the best medicine in the world.

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

When you betray your own heart, you suffer for life. Always be true to your heart!

Your confidence is your greatest self.

People forget that there's two sides to every story. Of course somebody is going to tell the side of it that makes them look good and exaggerate the rest to make everyone else look bad.

Vish, the creator; and Shiv, the destroyer, are simply two faces of the very same coin.

When you watch my films, you're feeling my heart.

Don't be put off by someone telling you that your image looks too digital; maybe that's the way it's supposed to look.

Talk to your customers. Find out what they need. Don't pay any attention to the competition. They're not relevant to you.

There is an illusion that has much to do with... most of our unhappiness.... We expect too much.

I used to believe in one true soul mate, but not anymore. I believe you can have a few.

A society that will trade a little liberty for a little order will lose both, and deserve neither.