I know women are supposed to stand on their own and all. I get that. But every once in a while it doesn't hurt to wish for a fairy godmother, a little magic, and a happy ending.

First I lost my heart. Then I lost my mind.

You're lucky. You're getting this over with now. You only fall in love for the first time once.""That's very Taylor Swift of you, " I say.

For the space of many, many years, you were enough for me. You were my bliss, and my hallelujah.

slow down, oh sweet tearsflowing nectar...down my lashes' tipssomedaysomeone will kiss you away, even before you can reach my lips.

Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?

I need to hear something about how he's going to bring people together in the spirit, hopefully, of Martin Luther King Jr., and if that's not heard, then we've got to constantly challenge him.

I've had too lengthy a career and coached too many players to make a choice.

If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood.

If anyone tells me I'm fat, I say, - That's because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit

I never got really good at hockey.

Game music has a purpose and it does incorporate sound effects.

If the mind is pleased with praise, it will be displeased with blame.