I know you can be funny without being filthy.

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants.

I've always been proud of being a Marine. I won't hesitate to defend the Corps.

Well, the most terrible fear that anybody should have is not war, is not a disease, not cancer or heart problems or food poisoning - it's a man or a woman without a sense of humor.

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.

I have a photographic memory; I just haven't developed it yet.

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it.

I may not be playing with a full deck but I don't need a full deck. I have four aces.

When you wear so many hats in society, you never know who you are. That's the beauty of it. Because once you find out who you are, you're screwed.

Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.

Throughout my life, I've been gratified that I've been able to keep the child in me alive and inspire others.

Beyond the satiation level of income, you can buy more pleasurable experiences, but you will lose some of your ability to enjoy the less expensive ones.

You control your life by the remotes of your actions. Anytime you take actions the screen of your life changes till you get tuned to the best station or destination of God’s choice for you!

Absurd laughter is a kind of protest against an absurd existence.

A want of the habit of observing and an inveterate habit of taking averages are each of them often equally misleading.

I'll bring a flower out there and then give them a peace sign and hopefully they'll make it happen.

Put simply, we must always remember that separate but equal is not equal.

The real religion is not imitation of anybody else, it is a search to find out your own authentic self, who you are.

You shouldn't make fun of people who have issues.

The peoples of the earth are one family.

I don't get very involved in the L.A. scene. When you do get invited out, you are expected to be on all the time. It's just wearying.