I know you don't always need to spend a ton of money to be stylish.

Lunch is like, my first real meal of the day. I cannot eat anything in the morning, my body...I can only eat about two hours after I wake up.

I don't wear orange or yellow on the red carpet because my skin kind of blends in with them.

I want to do a jean line for boys and girls that are sometimes too skinny to fit into jeans, or sometimes a little bit too husky to fit into some jeans.

The hardest part about moving from nice California weather was the freezing cold New York.

I'm not like a religious exerciser. My parents go down to the gym everyday now, and I'm the one that stays upstairs. But I definitely need to start exercising.

I want to do the reverse of what people would think.

I don't eat breakfast. I know it's the most important meal of the day but my body doesn't respond to it well.

My friends actually found a fansite of mine, and they all registered to be in it.

I'm really into jeans. It's kind of more for comfort...So, like, comfort and oversized are really in for me.

I want to do drama - no one really sees that. People just think I'm the funny guy and I can't do anything else, and that's just not true.

I remember thinking as a child that diamonds were stars that fell from the sky as shooting stars. You can only imagine my disappointment at learning the truth of them. I still prefer the stars.

Dullness is a misdemeanour.

Most of my career has been in sales. I spend 50% or more of my time with customers and employees, and I can't wait for it to be more than 50%.

I unapologetically and unabashedly am deeply biased toward my mother.

Сount dollars, not pennies. Look at the big-ticket items, in your budget.

Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there.

To watch King Lear is to approach the recognition that there is indeed no meaning in life, and that there are limits to human understanding.

Myth is never a single story. It is always a tree with many branches.

The true snob never rests; there is always a higher goal to attain, and there are, by the same token, always more and more people to look down upon.

Real life has always let me down. That's why I do the monologues. I have always said I would rather tell a life than live a life. But I have to live a life in order to tell one.