I landed in this country with $2.50 in cash and $1 million in hopes, and those hopes never left me.

I went looking for trouble, and I found it.

God's big enough that small doesn't matter.

The main requirement for spiritual growth: A yearning to know who you really are.

If we're not careful we spiritualize laziness.

Lovers should also have their days off.

I write fantasy because it's there. I have no other excuse for sitting down for several hours a day indulging my imagination. Daydreaming. Thinking up imaginary people, impossible places.

And the truth of the matter is that death is a mystery to me. I have no opinion on the subject.

Liberals never, ever should be back in power. Never.

To my crew: Please be reasonable and do it my way. The Captain

Some people say you can get hepatitis if you do coke with ones because they've been handled so much. But I tested that theory out for about a year, and I decided it's bullshit.

It is easy to pity when once one's vanity has been tickled.