I laugh like a fool when I watch a movie that I've done several years down the road when it's on cable, i'll just watch and sadly laugh along.

We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat and I built a boat.

A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know

I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life

I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!

I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work

I'm always trying to gain and keep the audience's respect. I always want them to know that the show doesn't think they're stupid for watching.

I've developed a new philosophy - I only dread one day at a time.

Go out there into the glory of the woods. See God in every particle of them expressing glory and strength and power, tenderness and protection. Know that they are God expressing God made manifest.

A dark and terrible side of this sense of community of interests is the fear of a horrible common destiny which in these days of atomic weapons darkens men's minds all around the globe.

Invest yourself in everything you do. There's fun in being serious.

Human beings really think about relativity. That's part of what the brain does.

When you understand the Atonement, then you understand the joy of being rescued.

There may be a sense in the electorate, especially among independents that President Obama has overreached in some ways.

I am not a chef. I am not even a trained or professional cook. My qualification is as an eater.

I couldn't adjust to the racism in Florida. It was so blatant... I had never been so described as Florida described me.