I laughed all the way through Love Story.

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

Peter Marshall: A western saddle has a curved horn on the front to hold something for the cowboy. What is it?

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.

A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.

I'm Liberace without a piano.

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

Courage cannot be gifted to you, but it is a choice you make.

When we feel that we are not sufficiently respected, we should ask ourselves whether we are living as we should.

It is just flipping unbelievable. He is a mixture of Harry Houdini and a greased piglet. He is barely human in his elusiveness. Nailing Blair is like trying to pin jelly to a wall.

In the old world, you devoted 30% of your time to building a great service and 70% of your time to shouting about it. In the new world, that inverts

Politeness and an affable address are our best introduction.

gossip ... was like any other commodity in the marketplace. You received it only if you had something of value to give.

Too much truth confuses the facts. Too much honesty makes you sound insincere.

Hate generalizes; love specifies. Or: The movements of hatred are toward generalization; love's movements are toward specification.

The challenge of our time is to find a journey worthy of your heart and your soul.

I believe that the presidential term should be limited.