I learned discipline from my father. Not in terms of corporal punishment, but being determined in whatever you do, and sticking with it.

I don't expect success. I prepare for it.

Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.

I dragged my wife from our honeymoon in Africa and landed her in Ontario, Canada, when it was -40 degrees.

Laughing can serve you in dark moments and even help you crawl your way back out.

Everyone thinks their baby is a genius. People find it delightfully refreshing when I tell them, My baby? Totally average. Like, 100 percent average.

I just love bikes. It's not the safest passion to have, but I guess it's better than Russian roulette.

There are so few surprises left in life. We've gotten so addicted to knowing. It's the Google generation. We want the answer to everything right now!

If it weren’t so off-putting for my co-workers. I’d wear my flannel, one-piece 'Hannah Montana' pajamas, like, all the time!

I've done things to my body, mechanically, that I'll never do again. I've done stunts that I shouldn't have done 10, 11, 12 times. I've broken a ton of bones on sets.

Guys are lucky: We can wear a suit over and over, just with different shirts and ties.

Read an hour every day in your chosen field. This works out to about one book per week, fifty books per year, and will guarantee your success.

Foul cankering rust the hidden treasure frets, but gold that's put to use more gold begets.

What we want is never simple.

The first thing you should know about people is that you don’t know the first thing about them.

It seems that the only gun violence some leftists approve of is gun violence aimed at cops and other groups they see as oppressive or racist.

I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby.

When you're young, you develop ways to win, and you think they will always work, but then you get to the top, competing against the other top athletes, and sometimes things don't work.

You can go far on hard work and big dreams, often a hell of a lot farther - and faster - than people with more education and experience.

As American families and businesses have been forced to tighten their belts, Washington has refused to do the same.

Everybody has a different definition of the good side.