I learned early on, stay away from politics, stay away from religion and don't talk about sports. Those three right there will get you in trouble.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

Life is a lesson, when you could get it over by your hands, means you just learned it well.

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It is difficult to find happiness within oneself, but it is impossible to find it anywhere else.

Apathy in general; people who are not standing up for what they believe in because somebody's got a louder mouth than them; it doesn't make any sense.

Friends don't let friends get killed by serial killers

Because way down deep they know that civilized people have to preserve rare birds.

It is easy to be tolerant of the principles of other people if you have none of your own.

Despite Russia's move to raise interest rates this week, the value of the ruble has continued to crash. Russia's economy is so bad, Edward Snowden had to put government secrets on Craigslist.

Love is the revelation of the other person's freedom.

Through courtesy you will take a humble attitude toward your opponent in training & be grateful to him.