I learned lots of dirty jokes very young. There was this girl who told me them. The gang I led went in for shoplifting and pulling girls' knickers down. Other boys' parents hated me.

Being honest may not get you a lot of friends but it’ll always get you the right ones.

Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.

Being honest may not get you a lot of friends but it’ll always get you the right ones

Strawberry fields forever

Strawberry Fields is anywhere you want to go

Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end.

When you do something noble and beautiful and nobody noticed, do not be sad. For the sun every morning is a beautiful spectacle and yet most of the audience still sleeps.

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.

We live in a world where we have to hide to make love, while violence is practiced in broad daylight.

You don't need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are!

A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest.

To feel completely alone and isolated leads to mental disintegration just as physical starvation leads to death.

We're not thirteen and this isn't a locker room." "Fine, fine. Just remember, I had to watch Dr. Phil with Mom for two months after I had knee surgery. I'm practically a psychiatrist.

I've often been the guy who doesn't get the girl.

Why in the world do the insurance companies get to be the boss of birth? That's what I want to know.

Judge a man's character by what he finds ridiculous.

If you look at the greatest models, it was because they were muses to photographers. They collaborated with the artist and they created the kind of images that become iconic.

My parents divorced, and I didn't have much of a daddy growing up.

Dear gentlemen, let me die a natural death.

There he stood, in the camouflage of sun and shade, disfigured by them and masked by his own nakedness.