I learned pretty quickly that it's your WORK ETHIC that LEVELS THE PLAYING FIELD. Education helps, but I've met failures who have Ph.D.s. I believe the hardest worker is always going to win.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

They like to use those fancy words. They don't like to say “raped, '” he said. “They say “misdeed, ' “inappropriate touching, ' “mistake.' That's insulting. I'm not a mistake.

I always felt that I hadn't achieved what I wanted to achieve. I always felt I could get better. That's the whole incentive.

I was training more learning how to scuba dive which I'd never done which was really, really, really cool.

The spirit of man is more important than mere physical strength, and the spiritual fiber of a nation than its wealth.

You are in the field to defend the public interest, the financial truth for investors and the funds that should support the widow and the orphan.

I'm very perverse. If someone tells me I have to read a book, I'm instantly disinclined to do so.

The whole order of nature evinces a progressive march towards a higher life.

Fantasy remains a human right: we make in our measure and in our derivative mode, because we are made: and not only made, but made in the image and likeness of a Maker.

To create an album of 12 songs, I've got to write about 80 songs. Half of those are totally weird and rubbish.

That's what I do. I get in and get under people's skin and all that stuff. But you will remember me - and that's all that matters.