I learned the hula, so now I know how to shake my booty Hawaiian style.

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.

I didn't know people had that much water in them!

I just wanted to sing on TV.

I like singing in the street, so if you saw a little Indian kid walking on the street singing loudly, that was probably me.

Thank you! Welcome to the Universe of Sanjaya!

How can you look at this and not see it as the symbol for the self-referencing nature of progressive evolution.

I can't tell you. I would say that if I did, I would have to kill you, but that wouldn't be polite.

I hope she saw the passion, and no need to tell Mark Anthony about it.

I would have Simon Cowell sing 'Shiny Happy People' by R.E.M. just to show his true personality.

Let's give them something to talk about, other than hair.

But not all kids are exactly the same, Even when they share the same name.

Surrender is a powerful force.

I pay for homeowner's insurance, I pay for car insurance, I pay for health insurance.

I adore doing classic adaptations, but I also feel their frustrations and their limitations.

The last thing you want to do is raise taxes in the middle of the recession because that would just suck up and take more demand out of the economy and put businesses in a further hole.

Suddenly life has new meaning to me, there's beauty up above and things we never take notice of, you wake up suddenly you're in love.

No sensible decision can be made any longer without taking into account not only the world as it is, but the world as it will be.

Indignation leads to the making of poetry. [Lat., Facit indignatio versum.]

I am a huge advocate of prescription drugs given wisely and for the right reasons and the right diagnosis and also psychotherapy.

I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.