I leave my character behind me.

He is the very pineapple of politeness.

A circulating library in a town is as an evergreen tree of diabolical knowledge.

When of a gossiping circle it was asked, "What are they doing?" The answer was, "Swapping lies.

An aspersion upon my parts of speech!

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you.

A bumper of good liquor Will end a contest quicker Than justice, judge or vicar.

An unforgiving eye, and a damned disinheriting countenance!

Fertilizer does no good in a heap, but a little spread around works miracles all over.

Never say more than is necessary.

The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed.

Consider, O Lover, my throatwhite as cigarette paper.The crushed lavender of my knuckles. My heart, a dulled needle threaded throughtoo many patterns.

The noise distorts the truth but we can break through, we need to base our foundation upon the Rock.

He's got a box with a demon in it that draws pictures, " said Rincewind shortly. "Do what the madman says and he will give you gold.

Leadership without a following is null and at best loitering

I like mainly to be invisible, to sort of drift around unseen in the world.

To be ignorant of one's own ignorance is to be in an unprogressive, uninspired state of existence.

I'll be making music 'til the day I die. I've done all kinds of stuff, and more is coming.

It is easy to be virtuous in prospective.

I do wear lipstick because when I suddenly get pale or green, it seems whole blood goes away.

The place where the system and people's intentions meet is the political arena.