I leave off mid-sentence, and then can finish it the next day with less anxiety expended than for a new thought.

The moral of the story is this: sometimes, to do nothing, to do nothing at all, is the sorriest thing ever.

A token of love comes in a box because love itself cannot be contained.

I had a tumor. But it was great.

What if you get called to a fire?” 
His eyes raked over her as he prepared to devour her. “Let it burn.

Freedom rings bells to wake us from the comfort of beautiful dreams and empower the efforts that turn them into reality.

I do love voices so much that I will use them and manipulate them. The presence of a human voice in a piece of music is really exciting, even if it's just someone's breathing.

Marriage functions best when both partners remain somewhat unmarried.

None. I think we should send a country some cupcakes. You think some cupcakes would cheer up North Korea? Kill 'em with deliciousness.

There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.

I've never written a hard journalism piece in my life. I've never wanted to do that.

I'd like to go back to standup. I don't like to think I've done my last gig. At the moment it terrifies me, I get really nervous. It's a great buzz when it goes well.

Chivalry is not dead and you should be a gentleman. But if you are going to buy a girl a drink, buy it. Don't just offer it. Follow through.