I left the warehouse at 8.00am. I don't believe in 8.00am. It exists, though. 8.00am is incontrovertible evidence that evil dwells in the world.

Food culture is like listening to the Beatles - it's international, it's very positive, it's inventive and creative.

Ensuring that the US continues to lead the world in science and technology will be a central priority for my administration.

The seas will continue to rise no matter who gets elected president.

The disconnect between [offensive coordinator] Todd Haley and [quarterback] Ben Roethlisberger is so blatant you can just see it.

You have to be entrepreneurial and use your name.

I loved to read, but I always thought that the dream was too far away. The person who had written the book was a god, it wasn't a person.

Better not to give in to it.

You can raise welts like nobody else, as we dance to the Masochism Tango.